Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Stuff to know about

I can't tell you how many e-mails I've received about how to handle an attack or an armed robber. I've read each one, and retained the information.

A bad thing happened last week. At a reasonable hour on a weeknight in a safe suburb, robbers with guns followed me into a remote gate, took my keys and let themselves into my parents' home in Pretoria where they forced us all to lie down facing the floor as they robbed the house of everything valuable sparing only our lives.

What saved our lives? Certainly not those e-mails. Those e-mails tell you to run because a gun has a 1 in 400 chance of hitting a moving target. They tell you to throw your handbag and run away because that's all they're after anyway. Following that kind of advice is not what kept my family alive. We are alive because we did as we were told, and did not do anything to disrupt their 'jobs' as armed robbers.

Had I thrown my handbag and started running, the other two armed men at the gate might have shot me anyway. They are smarter than that. Within seconds of seeing two men with guns, there was a car in the driveway with the other two robbers inside. Don't take chances.

Here is what I will tell you based on our experience, and information I received from people in the police force (armed house robberies specifically):
  • Don't look at the criminals. That is ONE thing every e-mail tells you and certainly, that is true.
  • Make no noise and do as you are told. Answer all questions. Professional robbers want to get what they came for and get out as quickly as possible before they are noticed. Nervous amateurs are unpredictable if somebody does something unexpected, which is just as dangerous.
  • Guns are loaded, and people are often harmed when they do not co-operate with requests. The gunmen will use force or shoot, and you should be afraid. Professional guys aren't using fake guns.
  • Frequently they will ask a child or a woman to accompany them somewhere in the house. The detective I spoke to said this is usually because a woman/child cannot defend themselves. Most of the time, they want someone to help them find valuables quickly. If you are asked, go with them. If they want to harm you, they're going to do that whether or not you go with them. If you don't do as they say, they could harm you anyway.
  • The chances of them returning to the same home are slim. Usually when this happens it is an inside job by angry staff who have information about your home and its contents.
  • If they take a vehicle, they will probably ask if there is a tracker. In this case, they will use the car as an escape vehicle and leave it somewhere. "Nice" robbers will even tell you where you'll find the car. "Nice" robbers might also let you keep your sim cards, ID documents or bank cards. They know it won't be of any use to them, and they'll leave them behind.
  • Often there are things you can do to prevent being a victim. You can look around before you enter a gate at night. You can check your rear view mirrors to ensure you aren't being followed. Sometimes they're just that good and there isn't anything you could have done differently. Our robbers weren't visible to me when I entered the gate, nor when I turned around to hit the button to close it. They were hiding and appeared to me when I thought all my bases were covered.
I am grateful that my family and I were not harmed. I am thankful for the support of family, friends, colleagues and clients. I am amazed at how incredibly supportive the members of the neighbourhood community continue to be. Within minutes of the robbers leaving, we were surrounded by helpful neighbours and members of the community police forum. After such a dreadful event it was comforting to see the number of people willing to help.

South Africans continue to stand together reminding me why I am proud to be a South African.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

The Open Toe Shoe Pledge

As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes:

I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.

I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.

I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow. I will shave the hairs off my big toe.

I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.

If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.

I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.

I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of R39.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.

I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.

If I have been privy to the magic that is Foot Soup, I will share that knowledge and experience with the non-initiated.

I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.

I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.

I will promise to go my local beauty school at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about +-R80 and worth EVERY penny).

I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear...nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals...

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Diaries of a Suddenly-Single

For as long as I can remember I've been fighting the "Stay single and have fun" fight. Kind of hypocritical when I've been that girl who's always found herself in a relationship just as quickly as she got out of one.

Single again, I've decided to date. Date like in the movies where you go on dates with people you don't know and figure out the rest later. As it turns out this is really fun and I recommend trying it. Dates don't organise themselves, so all I'm going to say is www.datingbuzz.co.za. Ok?

To protect the innocent, I will use a nom de plume to refer to each of my dates.

Date #1: Agent Orange

I will refer to date number 1 as Agent Orange. He is now a really great friend who I plan to keep around for a long, long time. Even if it weren't my plan, I don't think he's going to give me much choice anyway!

Agent Orange called me up one day to tell me he'd like to take me to coffee on my lunch break. Instead, he took me for shooters followed by sushi and a seafood dinner. Agent Orange and I have still not enjoyed coffee together. We have had countless conversations, a roadtrip, several meals, devised a dating scoreboard for my future dates and between the two of us, been on about one date each a week since our first meeting. He's had more dates, but assures me I was THE most entertaining date he'd ever had. What with removing my heels in a (really) nice restaurant, attempting to go to the loo barefoot without anyone noticing, failing, changing routes, and asking waitering staff for directions...

Things did not improve during our second dinner. I slipped on my high heels on a wet floor in yet another (really) nice restaurant, spilled my cosmopolitan all over the sleeve of my shirt and broke a plate instead of my fall on the nearest table at the time of the slip. Agent Orange nearly spilled his drink he laughed so much, and then proceeded to phone his brother and share the joke.

The third date was great. Not short of embarrassment though, I managed to remain in my heels all night.

Despite all of this, Agent Orange is my friend for life. He thinks like me, but still provides me with food for thought regularly. He can drink more shooters than anyone I've ever met, is not bothered by material things and likes me for me. These are exceptional qualities and I am so lucky to have this person in my life.

Date #2: Armadillo

Armadillo was ditched when Agent Orange invited me to dinner, but I met him for drinks the night after feeling exhausted. Fortunately the company was ok, but there was no real spark. The conversations were easy and light-hearted, but at the end of the date I had no idea what to say when he asked me to have dinner with him the following week... I agreed, but a business trip followed by the aforementioned roadtrip, illness and a visit from a great friend have prevented me from rescheduling.

Date #3: Mr Judo

I took a chance on a younger guy here. I almost never do. I found the company was good, and the food was excellent. With Mr Judo I definitely made a friend, but I should have been more clear about that. Always be clear before you let someone down.

Mr Judo, I discovered when I invited him to join friends and I for drinks, was a little more interested than I had expected and it's never easy to let someone down. But I think I was nice, and genuine when I said I'd like us to be friends. Time will tell.

Date #4: Mr Smooth Arsehole

When someone describes themselves as "Very Attractive" on a dating site, it is almost always the case that they are deluded. Mr Smooth Arsehole was very, very deluded. Not only did he have a massive gap between his two front teeth, but he also looked very little like the picture on the website which I assume was taken 5 years ago.

I was supposed to have a date with Mr Smooth Arsehole tonight, but decided to make a double-date of it a week earlier when my single-and-gorgeous friend Mel was in town for a visit. We were thoroughly entertained by these 40-plus-year-old morons who tried, among other things, to show us off to their married friend who arrived complete with wife to observe the hot 25-year-old 'dates'. Also, Smooth Arsehole had lied about his age by 2 years and was older than he said he was. Dishonesty is not something I tolerate...

When Arsehole wasn't talking about himself, he would occasionally tell me to talk about myself only to interrupt me with more about himself and some random flirtation which I presumed was desperate-old-man-speak for "do you wanna come home with me for some uncomplicated sex?".

Towards the end of the evening, the subtlety had died as he was now well pissed and being more clear about the uncomplicated sex offer which I found utterly repulsive, but I continued to let him act like an idiot. Had I stopped him, this report would not be possible.

I left promising to still be his friend, and on the drive home Mel and I threw around ideas on how I could get out of the following week's date which we (at that point) were still going on. In my sobriety the following day, I decided that there was no reason to compose a masterpiece of an excuse - I had no reason to spare his feelings.

Instead of dinner with Smooth Arsehole, I am blogging instead.

Conclusion

The first and the last date were both hysterically funny for completely opposite reasons. I have made one amazing friend who thinks I'm great to have around, and who I find equally appealing. I've had a couple of evenings out with relatively good company and I've had one experience to remember (and laugh at) for a very long time.

One date I cannot report on is one I have in 15 days with someone I can only describe as probably a perfect match, in theory. Nothing in life can ever be so perfectly planned that you can say with certainty how it will turn out, but if I'm right about this one it's going to be one hell of a good story when I tell it one day.

If this is how my story ends, I would not change a thing.

Friday, July 31, 2009

Some stuff about meee-hee-hee

Rule #1:
If you open this you take it. (copy and paste into your notes)

Rule #2:
You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks.

Rule #3:
Tag 15 people.

Answer True or False
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? True
Q: Been arrested? False
Q: Do you like someone? True
Q: Held a snake? False
Q: Been suspended from school? False
Q: Sang karaoke? True
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? True
Q: Laughed until you started crying? True
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? False
Q: Kissed in the rain? True
Q: Sang in the shower? True
Q: Sat on a roof top? False
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True
Q: Broken a bone? False
Q: Shaved your head? False
Q: Played a prank on someone? True
Q: Shot a gun? False
Q: Donated Blood? True

LAST PERSON.
1. You hung out with? My family in Pretoria
2. You texted? Steve
3. You were in a car with? Simonne
4. Went to the movies with? Steve
5. Person you went to shop with? Simonne, same trip
6. You talked to on the phone? Brandon
7. Made you laugh? Marc
8. You hugged? My mom

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon? Moon
2. Winter or Fall? Fall
3. Left or Right? Right
4. Sunny or rainy? Sunny
5. Where do you live? Springs
6. Club or pub? Pub
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? There is no such thing as always trust and rely on. Everyone does the best they can.
8. Do you want to get married? I used to, but now I just want a wedding
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl
10. What time is it? 9:00pm
11. Are you afraid of commitment? No - I'm afraid of complacency
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? I aspire to be successful and to accumulate wealth in terms of happiness, love, personal fulfillment and physical well-being
13. When's the last time you cooked? Lately I've been microwaving, but I try to cook 3 or 4 times a week.
14. Current mood? Contentment

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? No
2. Sang? Yes
3. Listened to music? Yes
4. Danced Crazy? Nope
5. Cried? Yes
6. Liked someone you can't have? Sure, it's human nature, but sometimes you can have what you think you can't.

25 FIRSTS .....
1.Who was your first prom date? Sean
2. Who was your first roommate? Voldemort.
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? 3 beers, and numerous shots of Archers, stroh rum and tequila.
4. What was your first job? Programming teacher and course co-ordinator for high school computer literacy.
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? My grandfather in 1991.
7. Who was your first grade teacher? Holly Rankin
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? PE to Jhb when I was 4.
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? I never had to do that.
11. Who was your first best friend? Lisa Kwong-Hing in primary school
12. Who was your first Best Friend in high school? Rosanne Chamberlain
13. Where was your first sleepover? Possibly the Daly's with my godmother, or at Melanie Robertson
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? Steve, but he usually cheers me up just by saying 'hello'
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsman? I've never been a bridesmaid, only a bride...kidding!
16. What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning? I phoned my boyfriend
17. What was the first concert you went to? Roxette when I was 9
18. What was the last concert you went to? Bryan Adams about 10 years ago
19. First tattoo or piercing? Pierced my ears when I was 6, my belly at 15, and got a tattoo on my lower back when I was 21.
20. First celebrity crush? McCauley Culkin when Home Alone came out.
21. Current celebrity crush? Hugh Grant, but I'd totally date Daniel Radcliffe.
22. First crush? Geez, Darren Howe in primary school.
23. Current crush? *blush* I have a huge crush on my boyfriend
24. First date? With Garth in Std 5 - we went to the movies and held hands.
25. First time you tied your shoe laces? I'd have to ask my folks!

Five names you go by:
1. Candi by friends like Verne and Sue
2. Cand-eeees, by a number of people
3. Candicy by my mom
4. Chicken by Steve
5. Wanton Sex Goddess by Steve


Three things you are wearing right now:
1. A 'Sports Science Institute' sweater which I 'borrowed' from my boyfriend in Dec last year
2. Trusty jeans
3. A black gym sweater my mommy bought me

Three things you want very badly at the moment:
1. My new incentivised salary increase (1 more month)
2. Summer to come
3. Not sure I wanna publish this...guess!

Two things you did last night:
1. Watched Spanglish
2. Struggled to fall asleep

Two things you ate today:
1. Yoghurt with muesli
2. Toast with caramel

Two people you last talked to on the phone:
1. Steve
2. Simonne

Three things you are going to do tomorrow:
1. Drive to Joburg
2. Go shopping with my sister
3. Have a braai

Two longest car rides:
1. PE to Joburg, when you're not doing the driving
2. Sydney to Melbourne, fok!

Favorite beverages:
1. OJ
2. Pink steri stumpie
3. Backsberg Sauvignon Blanc

Friday, July 10, 2009

Easy Pasta for Bacherlors/Bachelorettes

Hi, my name is Candice and I live alone. There, I said it out loud. It's no big deal, really, it's just that I've never lived alone before. People my age are getting engaged and buying homes with their partners while I'm learning to cook instead.

This is a wonderful dish I made tonight for the first time with (telephonic) directions from my boyfriend before I started just in case I fucked anything up. Basically, it's my spin on the Primi Primo pasta and it's not hard to make.


Ok, I wish this was mine. Mine was a bit more mushy, but it'll look something like that minus stupid herb...

Ingredients - Hopefully you have most, but what I had to buy cost me R40
250g bits of bacon (R16)
150-200g mushrooms, sliced (R10)
1 small onion or half a big one, diced (R2)
250 ml fresh cream - I like those little plastic clover containers (R12)
250 ml milk (any type is fine)
2-3 tablespoons flour
Fuckloads of grated cheese (200g should do it) (R15)
1 block of feta cheese, plain or black pepper (optional)
250g spaghetti pasta
Oil or spray-on oil, whatever you use for frying

Cook the noodles
Easy - fill a pot 3/4 full of water (not hot, else the noodles stick)
Chuck in like a teaspoon of oil and half a teaspoon of salt if you like
Break the noodles in half if you prefer, I do, but just put them in the water
Put it on about temperature 4 and let it go for about 20 minutes until the noodles are soft.

While the noodles are cooking...

Fry the bits
This is my hot boyfriend's method which works pretty well.
First, fry the bacon until it's ALMOST fully cooked, and remove it from the pan temporarily.
Brown the onion in the same pan and once it's looking good, throw the bacon back in and the mushrooms as well. You wanna do the mushies last so they don't shrink too much. Basically as soon as the bacon is fully cooked, and the mushies are brown, take the pan off heat and keep it one side.

Time for the cheese sauce
This one is a bit tricky because it's never the same every time, so just keep adding stuff as you need. Throw the cream into a pot or large pan on about temperature level 3. Chuck in a bit of flour and stir it up until the flour is fairly well dissolved. Start throwing in some grated cheese and stir constantly until the cheese starts melting and the mixture looks like a cheese sauce. Keep mixing up the flour and cheese and gradually add some milk (you don't have to use it all) just to make it spread a bit better.

Mix it all up
If you can now fit all the ingredients into the same pan or pot, do so and mix em nicely until the noodles are well sauced and the bacon/mushroom/onion combination is distributed well.

Serves 4.

Costs R40-R60 depending on what ingredients you have at home.

*Picture from http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/food/130868/Vanessa-Jones--039--pasta-with-bacon-and-cheese-sauce

Monday, June 29, 2009

DIY Hair Removal

I’ve been doing this for a while and maybe you’d like to do the same. So here it is – everything I’ve learned about getting rid of unwanted hair (pretty much anywhere) with products you can buy at Clicks and use at home on your own.

I’m talking mostly about the Mandy’s range.

Each of the products has an instruction leaflet which gives you the run down. They also tell you where you should and shouldn’t use the wax on your body. I’m here to tell you not to pay any attention. Listen to me – I’ve tried enough of them enough times to tell you what works the best!

I don’t give a shit about shaving, so I’m not going to tell you which razor to buy for maximum results. I don’t care about Veet hair removal cream either. I’m sure it smells good and leaves you feeling silky for about 3 days, but that’s probably as good as that stuff gets. If you want a solution that’ll last 2-4 weeks, then keep reading. This blog post is about wax and epilating.

If you’ve never had a wax…

I recommend going for a half-leg wax somewhere cheap (that’s either ankle to knee, or knee up until bikini. It will probably not set you back more than R60. This will show you the techniques and prepare you for the way it feels to have hair ripped out of your skin from the roots. Having a wax done properly will also let you know straight away if your skin is too sensitive. My aunt came out in the worst rash from having a leg wax at a reputable place. Every hair follicle became inflamed/infected/in-something and basically it was very red, painful and took weeks to heal. If this happens to you, you’re in the minority but you probably shouldn’t try a second time. See a dermatologist if you’re truly determined, but perhaps laser is the appropriate route to follow (ouch, expensive).

Strip wax – Legs

This is the easiest, and the best place to start if you’ve never tried to wax anything yourself.
I’ve tried several products to remove leg hair and the best product I’ve used is an Australian product called Nads Gel Wax, but unfortunately you can’t get it in South African retail stores. Definitely try it if you go to Australia for long enough to need a wax!!

Clicks has a similar product which is pretty good. It’s a no-heat gel wax from Mandy’s and it’s purple. The great thing about this one is that you don’t need to heat it up, it dissolves in water or with a damp cloth and even if you mess it on your clothes, it won’t stain. Basically this is how it’s done:
  1. Use an ice-cream stick type applicator (provided) and smear some wax onto your skin thinly. Apply wax in the same direction of hair growth (this should be down from knee towards ankle).
  2. Stick a strip (provided) over the sticky part and rub it nicely so it’s well stuck on your leg. Be sure to leave the bottom of the strip dry. You’ll need to grab this bit when you pull the strip off.
  3. Ok, the fun part. Grab that bit of the strip at the bottom nice and tight, and quickly pull it up staying as close to the skin as possible.
  4. This is sure to sting so take your free hand and push down firmly on the part where the hair was removed. A bit of pressure soothes the sting.
  5. You might find that you can re-use the strip again if it still has enough adhesion. Otherwise, I usually fold it in half, sticky side inside and use it to remove smaller areas.
Another great product to try is Mandy’s warm microwave wax.

It also uses a strip, also dissolves in water but is a bit more effective than the gel wax mentioned previously. The gel wax gets warm in summer and humid weather is loses its effectiveness. The warm wax alternative is great in winter when your skin is cold and your pores aren’t as open.

Both of these products should last you about 5 – 10 waxes each. They cost about R40 – R50 which is a fraction of what it would cost to go to have your wax done. The drawback is that it takes a bit longer when you’re doing it yourself, and you run out of strips. I think there are only 10 strips per pack of wax, which usually isn’t enough to do a full leg wax on both legs, even with strip re-use.

You can buy additional strips at Dischem (they also sell the Mandy’s range), but they’re pricy. You’re better off getting two tubs at one so you’ll have 20 strips. Or go to a material shop and just cut some yourself.

On the plus side, the strips are washable and the more wax you buy the more strips you’ll have. You can usually wash them by leaving them in some hot water mixed with body wash or shampoo for about an hour. After that, if you rinse them with water the hair and wax should come off quite easily and you can hang them over the bath, basin or even stick them on ceramic wall tiles or a mirror to dry.

Other places of the body that this type of wax works well on:
- The back, but you probably won’t be able to do this yourself!
- Tummy, garden path and chest
- Bikini line (but not the full monty ok, there’s better wax for that)

You *can* use these waxes to do a Brazilian or an underarm but then I suggest the microwave strip wax, and let me just say you’re probably going to be busy a long time and have plenty sore areas where the hair didn’t come off the first, second or third time. Overwaxing can actually remove skin, so it’s not a very smart idea and when you use a wax that’s not strong enough, you end up overwaxing to achieve results.

More costly, but definitely more convenient are the already sticky wax strips. You don’t get as much waxed for the amount of money you spend, but they don’t make any mess and you can use them a couple of times before the stickiness wears off.

Peel-Off Wax – Underarms and Fannie

Genitals, such a boring word. Your hoo-ha, your vajayjay, your fannie. Whatever. You want the peel-off wax called Mandy’s Fabulous Film wax. It comes in a small and a bigger variety. You want the bigger one. It costs around R70 but it’s worth it, and you’ll probably be able to do 3 or 4 Brazilian waxes with one tub.



WARNING: This is rather painful. If leg waxes are still hurting, be very careful if you’re thinking about trying this one.

WARNING: If you’ve never had a Brazilian, go and have one please. You’ll see how it’s done and you’ll understand the level of pain. Also, if you’ve never had a Brazilian wax, you don’t know what you’re missing. OH.MY.GOD. This is not for your partner, trust me, you’ll love the difference. It made Gwyneth Paltrow feel like a new woman, ok. That’s what she said!

Ok, if you’re doing this you know how waxing works. All I’m going to tell you is why the peel-off wax is the better option, and give you a few tips.

Firstly, the peel-off wax is strong and that’s why it works so well on coarse hair in hard to reach places. Once it dries on your skin and it does quite quickly, it has pretty much got the hair. This is the ow part. Those stubborn hairs that escape wax strips don’t manage to get out of the peel-off wax so easily. They’re coming out, and they’re going to hurt you when they do. The wax is very adhesive. It can be quite hard sometimes to even get it off, so try to apply it quite thickly at the bottom where you need to grip. Use your nails to flick the bottom bits up gently so that you can grab a hold of it and pull. You should pull fast, close your eyes (I do) and hold your breath.

If I can tell you anything, it’s to have your hair quite short. The longer the hair, the more pain you’re going to experience. It’s hard to explain why, but longer hair just means that you get too much stuck in one piece of wax and it is sometimes so hard to lift that bottom bit that you need to grip because it’s so sore. Aim for I suppose 2-5mm of length. And always always peel off against the direction of hair growth.

The next bit of advice I should give you is to try as much as possible to have the bottom of the wax, the gripping part, applied to an area that doesn’t have hair. When you try to lift it at the bottom, the last thing you want is to be ripping out little hairs as you do it. It hurts. If the gripping part is stuck onto a bald area, there’s no pain involved when you start peeling it off, and you can hold on to quite a bit when you give it a tug.

Also, try to apply narrow-ish strips. It peels off better and doesn’t break mid way, and it’s a little less painful doing a smaller area at a time.

As far as the amount to smear on, that’s up to you. Some people like to spread thickly, but this wax works quite well when applied thinly. The gripping is a bit easier if there’s a nice blob at the bottom though. You’ll have to just try it in different variations until you know what your hair responds best to.

There is always wax residue that gets stuck on your skin. Don’t try to scratch it off like I do. The Fabulous Film Wax contains the most wonderful after wax treatment. One sachet can last you about 4 waxes because it spreads nicely and is really soothing. It also has something in it that makes all that left over wax on your skin come loose quite well. You’ll probably need your nails a little, but just gently.

A quick note on underarms: This is definitely the right wax – everything comes off nicely the first time. Do one underarm in about 4 narrow sections. That way it’s less painful, and you cater for the various directions of hair growth. You’ll probably need some help, but it is possible to do it on your own. I manage ok. Just keep the skin pulled VERY tightly otherwise you may end up hurting yourself.

Waxing the Face

The face is an area that people are usually afraid to wax because they think it’s going to hurt. If I’m honest, I’ve only waxed my own upper lip area and it wasn’t painful. I don’t know much about eye-brow waxing because I’m just not that kind of girl. I’ve seen it done, and I think you’ve gotta know what you’re doing to get the shape just right. Strip wax is okay, but I’d personally go with peel-off. Mandy’s Fabulous Film Wax comes in a smaller tup for the face that costs around R40. It’s the same variant as the bigger tub, so if you have the big tub that’s fine.

The upper lip area I’ve found is best waxed with the microwave strip wax. It sticks nicely, the temperature is good and using a strip means you have plenty room to grip and pull effectively.

Epilating

This is a fun little machine that fits in the palm of your hands. I have a little purple Braun Silk that has something like 32 tweezing heads. Basically, you slide it up your skin against the hair growth and it tweezes all the little hairs it can get its tweezers on. Honestly, it’s great for those bits of hair that grow back a little faster than the rest, or the ones that you missed when you waxed your legs.

It’s nice because it’s dry and you can do it anywhere there’s a plug point. It’ll fit into your hand bag and blah blah blah.

Where it falls short is here:
- It takes about an hour to do one leg from ankle to top of thigh.
- It hurts a bit more than waxing because it’s just not as quick.
- It doesn’t remove all the hair first time. You have to often go over the same area several times before it’s smooth.
- Often the stubborn hairs actually break and the root stays behind.
- Some people experience skin grabs which is when the device actually pinches your skin. This hasn’t happened to me.
- Longer hair tends to break, so it’s not worth bothering on those.
- Don’t bother using it on the bikini or fannie area. It doesn’t work the angles very well, and if you make a mistake you’ll actually hurt yourself quite badly.

I have however found it works particularly well for:
- It works great on legs. Especially behind the thighs (if you’re ever tried waxing this I’m sure you’ve found help was required).
- Those very fine hairs on the tummy lots of girls shave come off beautifully. A smooth tummy feels amazing. Even if you can’t see those hairs, just TRY it. You’ll thank me.
- I asked my boyfriend to do the hair on my lower back. It’s very fine, you can hardly see it but I could feel the difference every time I touched the area. It’s lovely, and I think said boyfriend liked the smoothness too when he touched the area!!

Some people believe that if you suddenly start removing hair in an area you haven’t before, that it will cause more hair to grow back or the existing hair to grow back darker and thicker. With epilation you are removing the hair from the roots just like waxing. I have not found that I have any more hair on the tummy or back because I ran the epilator over it. I haven’t done it often enough to notice any less hair growing back though, either…

Summary

I hope you enjoyed the little waxing tutorial. I hope you feel inspired to start your own waxing now. Feel free to ask questions if you think I may know the answer!!

To summarise:
- Mandy’s Fabulous Film Wax at about R70 for the big tub works best on the fannie, bikini and underarm. Very sticky and too pricy to use on larger areas like legs.
- Mandy’s No-heat Gel Wax or Microwave wax are perfect for legs and face at around R50. Dissolves in water and strips can be washed and reused.
- Use Mandy’s Wax Strips for quick and convenient hair removal with very little mess and fuss, but it’s not as cost effective
- Get an epilator for something you can use on your legs that doesn’t require you to wash your legs after! Not suitable for bikini or fannie – don’t waste time trying.